Work: Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace....

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 05:56 - United States - Sacramento

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

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By NoRespect - 22/05/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I spent an hour setting up a delicate display stand at work. Not five minutes later, a woman barged in with her little kid, who immediately went up to the display and tipped the whole thing over. When I called attention to the mother, she just scoffed, "Isn't this your job?" and left. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By Nextman - 14/06/2019 06:24

Today, my coworker, who is constantly singing "Baby Shark," wanted to take selfie for her Instagram account. She moved all the junk from her desk to mine, so her desk would look great in the picture. FML

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By RetailRage - 10/08/2015 12:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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Snappy snaps

By countrygirl8846 - 02/12/2015 15:02 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By grosstoenail - 13/07/2016 05:04 - Canada - Courtice

Today, while I selling merch at a festival, a volunteer lost her toenail. Not only did she immediately show me, but she then took a picture and showed everyone coming up to my station. I lost sales because she wouldn't leave. FML

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CurlyQute 17

Monday 30 March 2015 17:38

What is wrong with people?? Why are some people so inconsiderate!?!

jamesderp 15

Monday 30 March 2015 17:41

**** the selfie stick

Comments

EverettA 16

Monday 30 March 2015 17:43

Next time photobomb the selfies and say you're "cleaning up"

carzaki27 12

Monday 30 March 2015 17:44

Wow, what an inconsiderate bitch.

lexwilder 16

Monday 30 March 2015 17:44

Honestly younger teenage girls are the worst customers! Should've made her clean it!

MissBehavin77 18

Monday 30 March 2015 17:44

I didn't even know what a selfie stick was, I had to google it. I have lost even more hope for humanity.

summergirl69 16

Wednesday 1 April 2015 18:23

I have no idea what that is

sstahpp 33

Monday 30 March 2015 17:44

HASHTAG SLAP THAT BITCH

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 30 March 2015 21:13

HASHTAG CHOKE A HOE

sstahpp 33

Tuesday 31 March 2015 7:53

HASHTAG HASHTAG HASHTAG

Mynamewontfi 40

Monday 30 March 2015 17:45

Should've smacked her with the stick.

ballbags 14

Monday 30 March 2015 17:46

Hey call it job security. Gave you something to do.

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 30 March 2015 21:14

Do a web search for and read up on "broken window fallacy". That should give you some idea why you sound like an insufferable a-hole.

ballbags 14

Wednesday 1 April 2015 0:09

Wow I'm the asshole here.

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 1 April 2015 14:21

I like to think the thumbs speak for themselves.

Silk_Routes 14

Monday 30 March 2015 18:10

teenage girls are like confused freaks...a vehicle without destination n direction..worst experience ever

Enkeria 30

Tuesday 31 March 2015 0:46

Umm...kind of offended by this.

The_Avatar 22

Monday 30 March 2015 18:26

The only reason to put a camera on a stick is if you are a professional filmmaker in hollywood or a scientist doing research. Otherwise you're just a douche.

lexwilder 16

Monday 30 March 2015 21:38

I actually bought one for my costa Rica trip. it saves you from asking strangers to take your pictures

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 31 March 2015 4:25

Using it for group pictures is understandable, but using it to only take a picture of yourself does makes you look like a douchebag.

travellingfun 18

Monday 30 March 2015 18:27

Where do you work? I just would like to know why a girl specifically wanted to take a selfie there, seems so random.

meli1195 31

Tuesday 31 March 2015 10:10

people like coming into name brand stores or stores that would look cool in a picture just so they can post it up and say "look where I'm at" even if they have no intention of buying anything