Miscellaneous: Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac...

By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 05:14 - United States - Phoenix

Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML

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By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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By browngirl - 29/09/2013 04:16 - Canada - Vernon

Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML

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By limeiscool - 04/08/2019 04:00

Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML

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By K.H - 26/10/2009 16:42 - Sweden

Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By dumbass1991 - 12/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML

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By rivercitybarf - 08/08/2009 08:48 - United States

Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML

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By stpddog - 25/07/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail stuck in a usb port in my laptop. She freaked out and ran off, dragging it off my lap and through the house before if came off. Her nail was only slightly chipped- my laptop now has a cracked screen. FML

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Friday 21 March 2014 16:26

The worm found the wrong Apple

bjobabygirl 12

Friday 21 March 2014 16:27

How is it able to survive inside there ?

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ahh_rats 15

Friday 21 March 2014 17:14

Well it is an apple product ;) no?

cwl727 32

Friday 21 March 2014 17:21

I didn't even know that was possible.

speakersboom 19

Friday 21 March 2014 23:41

I learn something new on FML every day. :)

psychoangeluis 1

Friday 21 March 2014 17:23

norton should be able to take care of worms, bugs, and viruses.

buckdharma 36

Friday 21 March 2014 17:25

Maybe you could use system restore and go back to a time before the worm.

Driving_Gaming 22

Friday 25 April 2014 22:38

Isn't it called Time Machine on Mac? Or am I wrong?

akosua 8

Friday 21 March 2014 17:25

How possible?

amber1992 8

Friday 21 March 2014 17:32

That's gross

jadehoff 3

Friday 21 March 2014 17:38

Burn that shit.

kitsune309 15

Friday 21 March 2014 17:45

Looks like... Your computer... Has a bug.

Luluthus 41

Friday 21 March 2014 17:55

a worm in the apple, that is new.

GirlGamer12345 22

Friday 21 March 2014 18:00

Go to Apple and request they fix it. By request I mean ask nicely maybe beg. You don't want them hating you

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