Miscellaneous: Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac...

By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 05:14 - United States - Phoenix

Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML

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By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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By browngirl - 29/09/2013 04:16 - Canada - Vernon

Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML

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By limeiscool - 04/08/2019 04:00

Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML

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By K.H - 26/10/2009 16:42 - Sweden

Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By dumbass1991 - 12/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML

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By rivercitybarf - 08/08/2009 08:48 - United States

Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML

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By stpddog - 25/07/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail stuck in a usb port in my laptop. She freaked out and ran off, dragging it off my lap and through the house before if came off. Her nail was only slightly chipped- my laptop now has a cracked screen. FML

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Friday 21 March 2014 16:26

The worm found the wrong Apple

bjobabygirl 12

Friday 21 March 2014 16:27

How is it able to survive inside there ?

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MichaelDeSanta 20

Friday 21 March 2014 18:11

21st century book worm.

crazytwinsmom 25

Friday 21 March 2014 18:19

At least it wasn't half a worm.

Noreason89 6

Friday 21 March 2014 18:46

He must be helping Courage get rid of the monsters terrorising him

furbyface711 9

Friday 21 March 2014 18:49

It's probably a maggot

worldclassrager 39

Friday 21 March 2014 18:57

I have heard of Trojan worms before but this is in a literal sense

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 21 March 2014 19:03

On the bright side, you have a little buddy every time you use your laptop. Well, until it dies.

Blondie_0509 6

Friday 21 March 2014 19:21

Well, that gives "infected by a bug" a whole new meaning....

noraL_fml 11

Friday 21 March 2014 19:22

Banana

i_love_pigs 3

Friday 21 March 2014 19:22

At least it doesn't love in your eye!

brandoneyez1 25

Friday 21 March 2014 19:38

How? I really have to see this.

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