By cnamobi - 28/04/2011 16:51 - United States

Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML
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skitzofreniks 5

Front row seating to a real life viewing of "Twister"!

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Zestus 19

Wasn't there once a guy who was in the crapper when a tornado came and picked his bathroom up and deposited it like 200 yards away? Not making that up.

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mizzoufan123 1

don't worry it's just a watch a warning is what u need to worry about

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LifesLovelyRoses 4

jeez. calm down. it's just a WATCH. I live in Oklahoma and we get those daily here. and if one does happen to occur, get the camera and send it ;)

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HOLYJOHNWAYNE 0

this is the worst fml ever. it's more like pathetic loser scared of a tornado watch

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RyJaCS 5

It was just a watch. If it was a warning then you need to worry.

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Kiraro 0

uh, not according to the laws of physics. that actually creates more pressure on the ceiling and roof of the house, thus leaving you in danger of losing the roof entirely.

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SteelCladAngel 0

sarcasm==anger

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MissSpitfire 2

lucky for u a "watch" doesn't mean take immediate cover.

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insidejokeswithm 0

there was a tornado watch for me too so we had to sit in the hallway for twenty minutes and my class was in the middle of dissecting crayfish. FYL and be safe!

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