Animals: Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look...

By tammy - 15/08/2010 17:24 - France

Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML

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By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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By must.not.itch. - 02/06/2012 23:25 - United States - Hayward

Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML

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By Urgghh - 16/05/2013 21:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML

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By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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By Tampax - 30/09/2014 18:46 - Spain - Cuenca

Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

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Sunday 15 August 2010 23:15

Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.

bijan311 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:08

That's pretty funny

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uwishucouldfyl 0

Monday 16 August 2010 0:20

what ofbthe third boob is growing out of her normal boob and thanks op for walking around topless

Mamabeth 0

Monday 16 August 2010 0:26

Hot!

thepsychobilly 0

Monday 16 August 2010 0:29

I don't even want to know why your boob was out...

misfitSuperStar 0

Monday 16 August 2010 0:38

It stung her THROUGH her shirt!!! Stop being perverted thinking op just sashays around topless!! Go make a sammich!! ;)

MrFerret 0

Monday 16 August 2010 2:21

Wats wrong with topless? this is America we do wat the **** we want and if it's not America then ur probably makin our shit so yea go America

deebo77 0

Monday 16 August 2010 0:37

weird. I do have a third breast!

hakukunai2 0

Monday 16 August 2010 0:49

Suuucks for you. Your supposed to wear clothes!

ily1210 10

Monday 16 August 2010 0:52

lmfao thats really funny

qtbabe127 22

Monday 16 August 2010 0:59

question? why were you outside naked? ydi.

ZombieBrutality 0

Monday 16 August 2010 1:01

haha owned:)

DinoJr69 0

Monday 16 August 2010 1:09

It can't look like a third breast if it's on your nipple. it would just make one look bigger than the other. idiot.

SpaceMannn 0

Monday 16 August 2010 1:14

i sure hope they make bras for ppl with 3 breasts.

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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