Animals: Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look...

By tammy - 15/08/2010 17:24 - France

Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML

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By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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By must.not.itch. - 02/06/2012 23:25 - United States - Hayward

Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML

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By Urgghh - 16/05/2013 21:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML

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By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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By Tampax - 30/09/2014 18:46 - Spain - Cuenca

Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

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Sunday 15 August 2010 23:15

Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.

bijan311 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:08

That's pretty funny

Comments

tido140 0

Monday 16 August 2010 1:34

three man boobies!? *shudder*

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Monday 16 August 2010 1:42

hot

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Monday 16 August 2010 1:49

OKay so either you didn't have a shirt and/or Bra on or that bee had a long stinger...

nldawgsccr22795 0

Monday 16 August 2010 1:57

how cld tht have happened?

christyxoxo 8

Monday 16 August 2010 1:58

why the fuuck were your boobs out in the first place?

hawty12345 0

Monday 16 August 2010 2:12

101; ur ugly

FFML_314 11

Monday 16 August 2010 2:15

118, * 101, you're ugly. I'm sure you're a "hawty" especially given the fact that you have such a stunning silhouette of yourself up. Get a ******* life.

ilovefacebookk 0

Monday 16 August 2010 2:17

118 ur coool

sallen0046 4

Monday 16 August 2010 2:19

Unless you're running around showing your breasts to everyone, it doesn't really matter what it looks like. If it's on your nipple, it can't possible resemble a third breast. It would resemble a deformed breast, not a third, as they tend not to grow one out of another.