By fuck - 24/07/2015 16:44 - Canada - Cowansville

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Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML
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FalloutScrolls 25

Sounds like real keeper to me. Totally not crazy. Nope. Not one bit.

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worldclassrager 39

Is that a signal that she doesn't want kids at all?

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ZorroRooster 19

Who the hell cums after a 30 second *******?

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dragoongirl90 34

Sorry, I meant to upvote this and my finger slipped.

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the_real_dvd 21

Someone who's getting their first ******* maybe? But seriously, if she wants faster performers she should improve her technique.

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ZorroRooster 19

I was so nervous the first time I was getting a ******* that I DIDN'T finish. Though I suppose everyone is different.

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a1_z9 10

My first time giving a ******* he gave me no hints about whether I was doing it right or wrong (though to be fair its not like he should've given me a running commentary) so I just worried about whether I was doing okay until it was mercifully cut short. First times have a high likelihood of being extremely underwhelming, the best you can do is learn your lessons and try a bit more teamwork next time.

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Delsanity 13

At least she wont have a problem if you finish fast

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Sk8brdmenace 17

Next time go for a week before she goes down and put the best money shot all over her. Maybe she won't be as pushy then.

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dragoongirl90 34

Wow, time to ditch the psycho!

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Omniprism 14

What a bitch. She thought she had the Midas touch but does not. Next you go down on her do the same thing.

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zip1233333333434 11

It's possible she was just joking but if she wasn't she probably just got bored...

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me1224 12

Tell her if she didn't suck so much you might have

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