By fuck - 24/07/2015 16:44 - Canada - Cowansville

Spicy
Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 681
You deserved it 3 127

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FalloutScrolls 25

Sounds like real keeper to me. Totally not crazy. Nope. Not one bit.

Comments

curiouslilbird 19

Some folks do not enjoy giving or even receiving oral sex, due to strong aversions to germs or a gag reflex from hell (like mine) . In my first relationship, my BF pressured me so hard to give oral that I finally did, and I found out that there is nothing quite like choking and sputtering on your BF's manhood while he's cramming your nose into his pubic hair and joking with you that "ooh you like to use teeth, huh, b*tch?" It was incredibly demeaning, and he laughed and mocked me afterward for my lack of skill, saying that I still "owed" him for all the favors he'd done for me. Never mind that it was my first ******* ever; never mind that I really didn't want to do it and he nearly made me pass out. It was all about him, and he really didn't care how I felt about it. **TL;DR: OP, you may not have done anything like this, but it's clear that your GF isn't enjoying doing this for you, and sex of any sort should be enjoyed by BOTH parties, otherwise one of you is being selfish. This calls for serious communication so that you both can find out what each other likes best. Compromise is important in a relationship, but you don't want compromise to end up being resentment or hatred.

uhnevermind 24

The problem with your experience seems mainly that your boyfriend was a massive asshole. That's not a healthy way to treat someone during/after oral, or any kind, of sex.

Wow I'm sorry you had such a crappy first experience of oral! But not all crappy experiences are equal, it sounds like she just got bored and that's easy enough to work through, sometimes it takes time to realise good oral is about taking the time to enjoy making your partner enjoy it. I agree he can probably help her see it as less of a chore and communication is key though.

Tell her to go suck on a virgins dick, and she should be satisfied

Considering this is OP's first *******, it's very likely that he IS a virgin

Clearly she doesn't have much experience with this, who only takes 30 seconds???

jsean91 3

lol first time should take about that long

I don't think she likes having a dick in her mouth I guess

If she is such a bitch, i would totally break up with her

Some girls hate giving bjs. You two might not be compatible if that's the case.

That's insane! I'm guessing she got what she asked for