By fuck - 24/07/2015 16:44 - Canada - Cowansville

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Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML
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FalloutScrolls 25

Sounds like real keeper to me. Totally not crazy. Nope. Not one bit.

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a1_z9 10

At least she didn't try to pop a finger up your bum to speed you up.

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dupreeeeeeeeeeee 13

Idk yo, getting fingered and blown at the same time sounds awesome to me

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a1_z9 10

Not on your first ever ******* without having talked about it first. Unless everything I know about men is wrong!

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kurodansei 16

Read "Men" as "People" very few enjoy shit chute surprises

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DedeleMan 21

someone doesn't like giving head... You should do the same to her

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chuchusheep 19

id be ending that relationship right then and there...

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GhostFox 33

Sounds like she didn't want to give OP a BJ and he wheedled her into it. If that's the case, OP, YDI for not respecting her boundaries. If that's not the case, sounds like she found the reality a lot more uncomfortable and unpleasant than how some people hype it up. Still, threats of bodily harm are not okay, and if she thinks they are, you should consider checking out of that relationship.

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THEDUDE1553566 24

How would you know? The story doesn't give any background. Stop assuming it's always the male that's the aggressor

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Did you even read their entire comment? You can't bitch at someone for making assumptions when they literally say in their comment "If that's not the case" after stating what it sounds like to them. GhostFox allowed for both the possibility that the girlfriend started something she couldn't finish or that that the OP wheedled her into it

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GhostFox 33

Thank you for actually reading the whole of my comment ChibiChibi. As to you, #71, you should read entire comments before jumping to conclusions. I try not to place the "blame" solely with one party without all the information, and I didn't place the blame on just one party here. I phrased it the way I did because it was the variation on the statements that sound the least tangled. I also even specified that threats of bodily harm were not okay. Another reason that I placed the first phrase where I did is because people nag, annoy, or beg their partners to perform sex acts they partner doesn't want to perform quite often, and it's easy to slide from wheedling someone into doing something into forcing them to. Even the version of pestering someone into doing it is dangerously close to breaking consent. It was also one of my major concerns because sex should be enjoyed by both parties. I will reiterate that threatening a partner with harm of any kind is not okay, unless said partner is actively threatening you. OP and his girlfriend need to sit down and talk about that fact, and make sure it is established before they go any further and risk the relationship turning abusive. If they do, and OP's girlfriend doesn't see anything wrong with threats, he needs to leave her.

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no__1__special 1

I was going to vote "I agree, your life sucks", but, in this particular case it doesn't suck (much)...

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CliffyB03 28

Her jaw probably hurt. (Sarcasm)

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