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By rhcpgurl - 23/07/2015 15:07 - United States - San Jose

Today, after 2 months of searching, I finally found a good, stable job. How does the universe reward me upon waking up on my very first day? With a burning yeast infection. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 10:43 - United States

Today, after months of searching and several emotional breakdowns, I finally found a new job. My wife's words of encouragement? "Try not to fuck this one up." FML

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By TacoMan32 - 06/12/2016 04:26 - Canada

Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML

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By Khagen - 27/01/2021 05:01

Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML

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By sad as shit - 01/01/2016 00:41 - United States - Conway

Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML

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By sadlrana121 - 10/01/2015 22:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom - South Shields

Today, it was my two-week anniversary of starting my new job, after over a year of unemployment due to Covid. It was great, I was getting on with people, and it actually felt like a career where my skillset was valued and I was appreciated by the management. I showed up to work this morning to find it had burned down. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2024 16:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

Today, after supporting my man during his year of unemployment and job searching, he came home from his first week at his new job. He brought me a little gift: The flu, courtesy of his new workplace. FML

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By disappointed - 07/06/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

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Close, so close

By perpetuallyscrewed - 06/10/2009 04:06

Today, after nearly eight months of unemployment, I started a great new job. After seven and a half hours of work, my new boss comes up to tell me what a great job I was doing, but that he somehow forgot to clear the new hire with the company owner, so I'm fired. Hello, unemployment... again. FML

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leafeon523 20

Friday 24 July 2015 0:41

Maybe the universe is just burning to see you succeed!

gosh_mate 30

Friday 24 July 2015 1:04

That's just a small stumble, at least you've now better set-up for the long term!!

Comments

bexchili 6

Friday 24 July 2015 3:23

"I've got a bad disease..." (yay RHCP!)

rhcpgurl 18

Friday 24 July 2015 9:26

You get me. Thanks ;D rhcp!

SauceySarah 30

Friday 24 July 2015 10:46

Up from my brain is where I bleed.

bexchili 6

Saturday 25 July 2015 1:02

Haha, this is making me way too happy... I just love finding fellow fans. :')

rhcpgurl 18

Saturday 25 July 2015 10:44

fo' real girl <3

snipesrock 9

Friday 24 July 2015 3:29

gg universe. gg.

Hauclir 14

Friday 24 July 2015 3:55

The universe must have balance.

Mirii 8

Friday 24 July 2015 4:10

Hey, Johnny Cash had that burning ring of fire- look at his career!

mattrd_fml 31

Friday 24 July 2015 4:12

monistat 1!

Josh742 9

Friday 24 July 2015 4:38

The Y.I is temporary and hopefully the job is Permanent..Good Luck OP

blackwidowtaco 31

Friday 24 July 2015 4:52

Could have been much worse, you could have overslept for your first day of work.

briannemullen 5

Friday 24 July 2015 4:58

Cranberry juice and antibiotics will help. Or an over the counter cream. Don't let it ruin your happiness over your new job!

weatherxveins 29

Friday 24 July 2015 5:26

I believe you're thinking of a UTI.

Anro_fml 17

Friday 24 July 2015 5:15

That's unfortunate! Infections like that are the worst.

britbrat237 14

Friday 24 July 2015 5:19

ouch:/

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