By rhcpgurl - 23/07/2015 15:07 - United States - San Jose

Today, after 2 months of searching, I finally found a good, stable job. How does the universe reward me upon waking up on my very first day? With a burning yeast infection. FML
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leafeon523 20

Maybe the universe is just burning to see you succeed!

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gosh_mate 30

That's just a small stumble, at least you've now better set-up for the long term!!

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maggiefox 25

Well at least it'll go away, and hopefully your job won't :)

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beeferjay 34

Pay attention to the cooter. It was probably giving you clues for days...

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cosmicdancer84 7

would you rather be unemployed and with a yeast infection?

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knaevery 17

Wow 2 whole months. This is sarcasm.

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Hildy93 21

Ew did you really need to tell us that?

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teapotrevolt 27

Why are you here, but to read the misfortune that is bestowed onto others? If you want to not read then; don't. But don't complain when you 'mistakenly' read something revolting /tooyou. Lol

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Keiraquarium 12

37: Well... the yeast infection is kind of the whole point of the FML. It wouldn't have been much of an FML if OP had just said 'Today, I got a job. Then, I woke up and went to the job. FML.'

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Hildy93 21

God I forgot you guys can't tell sarcasm through text.... -_-

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mads_fml 7

How exactly does that qualify as, or even imply, sarcasm???

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EvilLittleMan 23

But you did have a burning desire to work again. Yes? No?

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MrThump 16

Guys get itchy balls all the time.

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Keiraquarium 12

Not the same thing. I wouldn't know what itchy balls feel like but I assume that a 'burning' yeast infection is much worse

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Steffi 26

People can get them regardless of how clean they are.

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Eliiara 11

#48 over cleaning can also cause this.

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kellyem2 20

Put half a teaspoon of baking soda in a glass of warm water and chug. It won't cure it, but it'll make the pain and symptoms a lot better. Sorry, OP!

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