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By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

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By Poopie - 29/01/2011 06:06 - Canada

Today, after suffering from constipation for three days, I finally took a dump. Just as things reached the point of no return, my land line and doorbell all rang. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2019 00:01

Today, after 4 days without being able to poop, now, while sitting stuck in traffic, I have the sudden urge to use the bathroom. FML

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By Tabby Rosas - 21/02/2021 21:30

Today, after 8 days of being on a medication that makes it hard to go to the bathroom and no luck taking laxatives and drinking coffee and apple juice, I finally got to go. Too bad I was at my desk at work when it happened. I washed out my pants in the bathroom and got to sit in wet pants for 4 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I finally got over having constipation for two days straight. It came in the form of a normal-sized, rock-hard turd that made me scream "Ow!" when it came out. FML

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By Me - 20/06/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML

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By missbutthole - 04/06/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML

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By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

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By constipated - 03/06/2017 02:00

Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML

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By Sostupid - 24/01/2011 03:41 - Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Monday 14 May 2012 9:22

Doesn't matter still pooped.

twinny_sc 13

Monday 14 May 2012 9:22

I hope for your sake you were at least at home and not in public.

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soldiat_fml 17

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:45

Well at least you pooped!

IacobucciB 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 3:52

Aww crap... :)

ramboetan 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 4:14

Go to the toilet next time

Litarius 8

Tuesday 15 May 2012 8:29

Well at least you aren't in pain anymore... Just dirty...

kyle515 3

Tuesday 15 May 2012 8:58

then where it happened, i hope its not in front of crowd.

karmicsamadi86 9

Tuesday 15 May 2012 18:44

Yikes!

hama806 19

Wednesday 16 May 2012 16:50

Bahahahaha! Classic!

Seaneh 0

Friday 18 May 2012 23:21

Meh, shit happens. (:

blink_kid 32

Thursday 28 June 2012 2:21

bitter-sweet moment huh?

Joui_fml 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 1:50

Eat healthier!

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