By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

Doesn't matter still pooped.

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twinny_sc 13

I hope for your sake you were at least at home and not in public.

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False_Stupidity 41

Next time go to the doctor can give you something to fix it up straight away

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barberpunk87 1

Go vegan and that'll never happen to you again.

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KiddNYC1O 20

If you weren't in public, what a relief.

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kjtk 2

Why do u think that needs to be told to the work on fml?? Like really get some class.

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jayisacooter 1

DAMN - was that you in front of me at the grocery store check out??? Smelling of shit

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Xcherrypie 16

Least you didn't get so impacted you vomitted shite. That can happen!

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vocaloidtiger 12

Mmhmm.. Thanks for all those lovely images you just planted inside of my head..

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hateevryone 14

What did u take before you pooped?

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