By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

Doesn't matter still pooped.

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twinny_sc 13

I hope for your sake you were at least at home and not in public.

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Comments

ferrousWheel 6

Original, at least. I doubt most people ever find themselves in a situation where they truthfully utter the phrase: "Sadly, I was not on the toilet."

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Roflsauruz 12

#14 ^ People without Crohn's disease, at least........ (FML.)

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IDGAF_GTFO 0

Lol. you probably should have been near a toilet at the time, just sayin.

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Honestly_Lainey 21

******** yourself near a toilet is just as bad as ******** yourself far away from a toilet. Possibly it's worse because there's the shame of knowing that you didn't make it and being able to see that you were so close... Just sayin' :P

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Eila1996 5

poor you! thats so shitty!

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seanxavier 3

I call bullshit all these wanna be funny stories have already been used

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madashell43 3

and diahrea is her ugly siater

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mattorama 15

So long as nobody saw, you're fine.

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KittyJay 3

Free at last! Free at last! Anyone? No? ( ._.) Ok

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cayytee 0

youre boobs are uneven too!? oh..wait..

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failureusername 12

I hope you still went to the toilet as soon as it started coming out. 4 days worth of poop is a lot to take for one pair of underwear.

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baby4mommy 27

Four days is a lot to hold even if you're wearing a diaper. I'm sorry you had such an embarrassing experience but there are much worse things that could happen. I'm a quad stuck in a wheelchair and have that experience all the time. Today I had to hear my home nurse ask a receptionist if there was someplace private where she could change my diaper. The bathroom was to small for me, my nurse and my chair so I had to spend an undignified 40 minutes being changed at the end of a hallway with 2 open doors the only available privacy screen.

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gussyman 0

The thing is that's what happened to me but I am sitting on the toilet right now

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