By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

Doesn't matter still pooped.

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twinny_sc 13

I hope for your sake you were at least at home and not in public.

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taintedayush 0

I have a feeling it was akward

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ss_20_xx 14

I thought it was an amusing experience. How can ******** anywhere, other than in the toilet, be awkard?

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luv2cheat 0

if could have been worse....I mean hell you could have been having anal sex when it happened lmfao!!!!

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Mandybruin 15

Yeah, that definitely would have been worse. Perhaps that is what loosened OP up and allowed them to go. ;)

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AliceLockehart 18

I just got so many images in my head that I never ever wanted to think about.

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vicky_reoow 1

aww that must of made you feel like shit :(

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corytheg 6

It happens to me all the time. Unfortunatly

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NBL_fml 8

Well the first thing that comes to mind is the question "Where?"

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DollyDope 17

Location is crucial on this one. Had op been just 4 feet away from the toilet is not as epic fail as... Well anywhere else really. Work? Public transportation? The in-laws kitchen?

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ChickInGreenVans 12

shit maaaayn!!

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j_cat187 19

Did it drop like a piece of billet steel?

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