By btchzloveit - 29/09/2011 12:27 - United States

Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML
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ceilingfans 1

Take that as a challenge. Im sure if you eat enough fruity pebbles your shit will turn rainbow.

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that_nerdy_sock 3

Sharing is a good thing depending on what you share :)

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ikickgingers 15

Well bitches really love it...

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ndhin831 2

Nothing like neon poo to combat home sickness.

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Istalkrexgar2000_fml 0

What a bitch. I gladly emailed, called, and anything else I could do to keep in touch when my husband deployed.

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juturnaamo 29

My guess is she hadn't written because she couldn't think of anything to say...so she thought of something and went with it.

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juturnaamo 29

Why do I get negative votes whenever I say something pro mom? Here's a tip: if your mom never allowed you to be sexually or physically abused, and fed you every day, you have a good mom.

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pichan_fml 11

Even people's waste is going high-tech these days lol

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Ironripster 0

so much talk about poo makes me wanna drop some neon poo in my shower

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winnn_fml 0

Neon poo is amazing. At least your mom can produce one, I dont think my mom can

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missy232 0

4months to where you couldn't email/call/skype your family either? I know it's hard when deployed. And neon shit, must be nice to have super powers! Haha. Support to our troops!:)) God bless.

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