By btchzloveit - 29/09/2011 12:27 - United States

Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML
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ceilingfans 1

Take that as a challenge. Im sure if you eat enough fruity pebbles your shit will turn rainbow.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

That's not attractive.

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DoubleA329 1

That's a good thing. NOTHING coming from your mom should be attractive.

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rexgar2000 10

sounds like a cool mom. I wish my mom sent me funny shit like that when I was deployed.

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saIty 17

New WMD: Throwing neon poo at the enemy.

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LadyLexi 0

Tell your mom to stop eating glowsticks..

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zingline89 18

At least she sent it via email instead of a care package

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LadyLexi 0

I would have thrown the care package at the enemy.

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every1luvsboners 11

Your moms bung-hole is considered a weapon of mass destruction.

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