By btchzloveit - 29/09/2011 12:27 - United States

Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML
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ceilingfans 1

Take that as a challenge. Im sure if you eat enough fruity pebbles your shit will turn rainbow.

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perdix 29

She should have discreetly pushed it down the shower drain with her big toe.

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ihearteminem 0

At least you know she is ok.

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missy232 0

Jerk. Yeah I've seen his user name. Despite who/what you respect, do you know what it takes to be a Soldier, They've probably done alot more in life than you have. I have lots of family that are in/were in the military. Go rant some more on someone else reply. We all have our opinions. and that was mine on what she said. Suck on that! ;)

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najiiboo 10

Never open a picture message without reading the text first...

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_words_of_wisdom 4

why are most of the comments focusing on the crap? the point is that he hadnt seen or talked to his family for a while and the only form of communication was through this green crap. ya man that sucks

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MeMareeh 0

OP, don't want to say nothing negative, she's your mom. SO,on that note I'm just going to say Thank you for all that you signed up to do. Much Respect and where ever your travels take you be safe. PEACE

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starry71 0

Thank you for your courage in serving our great country! Your sacrifice will never go unnoticed. God bless!!

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