Intimacy: Today, after 4 years of staring each other down at the bar, we...

By disappointmentafter4years - 12/04/2016 19:31 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after 4 years of staring each other down at the bar, we both finally made a move and ended up at his apartment. After 45 mins of unsuccessfully getting anywhere, I left, to walk home in a hail storm. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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The long walk

By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 21:37 - Germany

Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML

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By Furry - 02/12/2009 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML

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By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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Great date

By okthen - 10/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I finally made a move on the guy I've been crushing on for years… by getting so drunk that I puked in his lap. FML

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Stormy weather

By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 17:00 - United Stated - Portland

Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML

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The proposal

By Brasilian29 - 11/12/2014 12:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of two years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready, and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back, and said, "Bitches, man." I cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 00:18 - Netherlands

Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML

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Suaria 38

Wednesday 13 April 2016 9:38

My question why would you wait 4 years before finally making a move?

WinterChild 20

Wednesday 13 April 2016 9:23

Guess it wasn't worth the wait.

Comments

takeittoem 8

Wednesday 13 April 2016 23:16

Why were things unsuccessful? So many unanswered questions here.

JBM3292 19

Wednesday 13 April 2016 23:24

Just went through a similar experience with someone and after all that built up tension, I was completely dissapointed.

fuzz557 14

Thursday 14 April 2016 3:18

Erectile dysfunction???

Tannasgh 22

Thursday 14 April 2016 5:28

In Wiley Texas?

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 14 April 2016 21:56

After FOUR YEARS?? YDI for not making a move sooner.

sarahlwatson24 6

Friday 15 April 2016 4:26

Girl, I've been there.

unholyswiss 19

Friday 15 April 2016 23:39

You could've asked for a ride or paid for a cab at least.

gunnerblaster 21

Sunday 17 April 2016 22:46

Seeing the same person, at the same bar, for over 4 years? Jesus Christ. If it takes you 4 years to make a move on someone at a bar, what made you think sex would be possible in one night? That's a long-term commitment, by the sounds of it.