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You know you spelt cyanide wrong in your name right?
If you really have an erectile dysfunction and it wasn't just because you're nervous, then your life definitely sucks. The only thing that I know that can help you, is viagra. And I've heard that you have to take it one hour beforehand, so say bye to spontaneous sex. But I'm not a doctor, so I should definitely see one if I was you.
Sounds like my X boyfriend. Good luck with that .....
I just picture op punching his crouch and mumbling "work damn it!"
LMFAO :D
27 - That wouldn't happen to be an "Arrested Development" reference, would it? Op - It was probably just nerves, given the significance of the situation since you haven't been able to do anything like that in years. Don't create a self fulfilling prophecy by self-diagnosing after one go. :)
Exactly what I was thinking
Maybe he is scared of getting hairy palms o.O xD xD
For the record, Mcdonald's puts stuff in their food so you cant get it up, it is impossible, they do it in my town, trust me, might check fast-food joints in your's? If you ate fast-food that day.
OHISEE, they do that so you can get ashamed of yourself and take her out to a nice dinner at McDonald's and make triple the profit... Smart.
You maybe the dumbest person I have ever seen on the Internet
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Love the OP's username!! Lolz
at least you made the effort. keep it up. oh wait a minute...