By brokedick - 12/12/2011 06:23 - United States

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Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
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EwanSmith 2

at least you made the effort. keep it up. oh wait a minute...

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cynide 13

You haven't gotten action since you were 18? -_- don't worry, your just a little... Rusty

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baconstrips 12

You know you spelt cyanide wrong in your name right?

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saIty 17

You just got to motivate the little guy to come out and play. Yelling at him or calling him small is never the right answer.

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DjeePee 24

If you really have an erectile dysfunction and it wasn't just because you're nervous, then your life definitely sucks. The only thing that I know that can help you, is viagra. And I've heard that you have to take it one hour beforehand, so say bye to spontaneous sex. But I'm not a doctor, so I should definitely see one if I was you.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Levitra is only $9.00 a pill at Wal-Mart.

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BadKitty13 28

Sounds like my X boyfriend. Good luck with that .....

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flockz 19

erectile disfunction or unarousal from moderately average looking girlfriend?

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wisericky 12

I just picture op punching his crouch and mumbling "work damn it!"

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harmonicsoul 3

27 - That wouldn't happen to be an "Arrested Development" reference, would it? Op - It was probably just nerves, given the significance of the situation since you haven't been able to do anything like that in years. Don't create a self fulfilling prophecy by self-diagnosing after one go. :)

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Blacksabbath211 9

I find it hard to believe this guy has not jacked off once in 5 years o.O

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Maybe he is scared of getting hairy palms o.O xD xD

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fuzzie 0

For the record, Mcdonald's puts stuff in their food so you cant get it up, it is impossible, they do it in my town, trust me, might check fast-food joints in your's? If you ate fast-food that day.

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Awsumuzzie 12

OHISEE, they do that so you can get ashamed of yourself and take her out to a nice dinner at McDonald's and make triple the profit... Smart.

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brunyon 5

You maybe the dumbest person I have ever seen on the Internet

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luckymagruder 4

Seems to me that OP was prolly incarcerated for those 5yrs. Maybe he's used to seein men when he wanks

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BehindU 5

How'd you get that idea.

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swimbro 0

If you don't use it, you lose it.

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