By brokedick - 12/12/2011 06:23 - United States

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Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
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EwanSmith 2

at least you made the effort. keep it up. oh wait a minute...

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xSorry_fml 10

It is all in your head, unless your taking certain meds or have blood issues. Nerves and having high expectations of yourself is most likely what's going on. I suggest talking with your lady friend and having a couple drinks prior. The Kay Jewelers commercial may say every kiss begins with Kay, I'm guessing it mostly begins with alcohol.

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Levvy 22

There are more potential culprits for ED than just circulatory and psychological problems, and alcohol can easily CAUSE temporary erectile failure, for both those very reasons, even while enhancing libido. There's a reason the phrase "whiskey dick" exists. I really can't second this advice, not that I fault xSorry's good intentions.

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linkinpark98 23

You did say it had been 5 whole years... Just try again sometime later, and maybe you'll achieve a stiffy. (:

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perdix 29

You ought to go to NC and find "Sex is Unnatural" Girl from yesterday. I'm sure she'd love a dude with an inoperable dong.

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juturnaamo 29

OP-if you've been suffering from the kind of crippling social anxiety that keeps people from getting laid for 5 years, anti anxiety meds can cause ED. It'll work again if you can get weaned off of them.

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Levvy 22

Part of me wants to nod along with your reassurance and legitimate advice, but part of me wants to swat you lightly for your presumption. I'm just going to go thumbs-neutral, I think.

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rishkatr 3

There's this spider who's bite has the side effect of giving you a hard on for 4hours. Enrol for the tests :p

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perdix 29

I've always had my suspicions about Toby McGuire.

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sandinthewaves 5

Probably just putting to much Pressure on yourself it's all in your head man

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aFreedom127 9

Didn't you jerk off at least once in the last five years. Surely you would have realized you never had an erection or otherwise it is more likely performance anxiety.

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oneEAR1i 3

Same thing happened to me. Woulda swore I wrote this FML lol. Start working out that's what I've been doing now I go like a champ!

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