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By dsbass09 - 09/07/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, after 8 years in exceptionally difficult veterinarian classes which put me $200,000 in debt, and 7 months of job searching, I finally got a job. I will be inspecting feces for worms while making minimum wage. FML

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By disappointed - 07/06/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

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By corleon198425 - 13/11/2020 20:08

Today, I finally got a job after months of searching due to Covid. The bad news? It's cleaning dog kennels. I have an extreme fear of animal poop. FML

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By Former Professor - 21/07/2019 22:00

Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML

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By mike h - 10/08/2012 04:37 - United States - Mcadoo

Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 00:02

Today, after 10 years in practice as a veterinarian, I began an internship in hopes of becoming a surgeon. The other intern/roommate never came, so we worked extra but don’t make enough to pay rent and buy groceries. We talked to HR about it and they give us a list of food banks. We work for a university. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 20:52

Today, after 6 years, two raises and a promotion, thanks to student loans I make less disposable income than I did when I first started this job. FML

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By tsu3 - 16/11/2009 15:14 - Germany

Today, after spending about 5 years to go back to school, get my life together and get a real job, I now make about $100 less a month. I used to work as a dishwasher. FML

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By alphafoxy21 - 05/05/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, after spending 8 months and $11,000 on school, I was denied a job in my chosen career field. They told me they decided to go with someone with more experience. So who got the job? One of my classmates. This is her first job. EVER. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 03:24 - United States - Franklin

Today, at my minimum wage job, we received a half-way decomposed dog found in a lake. It was my job to tear open the bag and try to identify the breed and color. It would've been easier if the body wasn't crawling with maggots. FML

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Animalistic

By 00anon00 - 02/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was fired from my local animal shelter. I was a volunteer and am currently in school for veterinary technology. My education made the paid staff at the shelter feel threatened. FML

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BigFudge 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:00

gotta start somewhere.

memphius 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:05

welcome to the united states, the land of joblessness, poverty and debt...

Comments

thebootyfaerie 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:09

Don't they usually include classes on starting up your own practice? There's always a niche for vets who do home visits.

pieintheface 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:11

that's shit

mruizk9 7

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:12

dream job

techweed 12

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:12

Shit, that must be hard

thetrollyoulike 6

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:13

just work at a damn McDonalds...

alpaquette91 9

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:15

yeah that's the same job ... searching through shit...

A7X_LoVeee 10

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:20

I'd rather work at Mcdonalds than have OP's job.

lassetob 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:19

Well I guess they might as well. Worms either way.

619warrior281 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:58

But instead of searching through it your selling it.

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 10 July 2011 6:54

actually in that instance youre serving food to the shit, as opposed to inspecting it. also, the shit often likes to make your life difficult. id take the worm job anyday.