Miscellaneous: Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud...

By Sparks - 13/03/2011 07:39 - United States

Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML

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By GodDaughter - 20/09/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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By Chub - 27/10/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML

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By Abby - 11/11/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2024 20:00 - United States - Plano

Today, I was at a party and went to the bathroom. The door was tricky to lock, but in my inebriated state I thought I'd managed it. Apparently, I hadn’t. Midway through my business, the door swung open, and in walked a group of people looking for their coats. We just stared at each other in shock until someone finally closed the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2023 06:00

Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

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MissGrinch 4

Sunday 13 March 2011 12:33

Upside down? For 1 hour? Wouldn't a person lose consciousness rather quickly?

UpsidedownKayak 9

Sunday 13 March 2011 13:28

Any plan that was thought of and attempted "after a few beers" is never fool proof because, at that point, you are a fool.

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Got_any_grapes1 4

Monday 14 March 2011 5:37

You deserve it for having too many beers. GET ADDICTED TO GRAPES, NOT ALCHOHOL.

MissBunny25 0

Monday 14 March 2011 5:57

omg 44 I love your picture :D

hales1432 0

Monday 14 March 2011 7:36

pretty sure if you were "hanging upside down for an hour" , you'd be dead right now. ehich clearly you aren't. exaggeration? I think so.

TheJtSwift 0

Monday 14 March 2011 19:50

Ima call BS on this FmL.....

brunettegurly 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:05

this made me chortle x3

twirlgirl198 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:09

WTF!!!!!! cops r so ****** messed up

LilaBear 1

Wednesday 16 March 2011 7:20

"It was foolproof until my foot got stuck"... well obviously it wasn't foolproof then.

cupcakes729 7

Sunday 24 July 2011 6:59

1 hour? wouldnt you be unconscious by then? and if I were you, I would have just fell and taken the risk.

elliee2llie 0

Monday 15 August 2011 17:52

I bet you were just pushing a pull door!

hannahbear99 8

Sunday 14 October 2012 4:37

Wow.. 

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