Miscellaneous: Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking...

By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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suaveneanderthal 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:27

Hahaha, well look at it this way, you won't have any long days of working on your feet anymore! in fact, i'd say you have the best foot spa in the whole world. It solved your problem for weeks, not just one night!

AvengingAngelx 20

Thursday 3 July 2014 1:17

She was talking about having sore feet after being at work and having to walk/stand around all day. And seeing as she is a female, she was most likely wearing high heels. Get that through your thick skull.

Comments

FBIWarning 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:38

look on the bright side, you'll probably get a couple days off work now :D

hannahleigh 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:44

hahaha! that sucks! and is super funny (for all of us, not for you)! and chill out #5. no one's asking you to bed. foot spas aren't meant to make your feet look nice btw, they're to make your feet feel great. you're the only one obsessing over toes. OP's just upset b/c hers are broken!

xThatRandomGirlx 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:49

Shut up #6

Kylias 6

Monday 11 May 2009 23:51

#3: Um... what would grabbing onto something do if you don't pull it out? If you don't pull it out, then it stays in the closet, where it's basically every definition of useless... unless you have a grab-the-foot-massage-machine-and-hold-it-there fetish, or something. I'm not judging...

rukusrazor 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:56

This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little.. ow ****! ow! ow! ow! ow! ... went whaa whaa whaa all the way to the hopital. /sigh, got nuthin.