By UnluckyGroom - 09/06/2012 23:04 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
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SoultheWolf 19

Just because it is a bachelors party it doesn't mean you should go out and get so overly drunk you have issues the following day. Do people forget they have to stand, infront of hundreds of people in some cases, and get married? YDI completely, hopefully you can come up with a good excuse to your new wife. I feel really bad for her.

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Anbuntou 8

Not your best move... Hope your bride understood and didn't tear you to pieces while smoke emitted from her ears. Congrats on the wedding!

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reddudeover 2

Good thing your best man thought ahead and painted eyes on your eyelids.

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enchi999 8

Maybe he was so hungover the "eyes" we're white and *OPs eye colour* scribbles

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Rowdey 10

Does anybody know what the hell 25 is saying?

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AugustBurnsToast 14

At least you made it to the wedding in one piece it seems. If you made it thought the night without one of those do it yourself hair cuts you're probably okay.

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peachesncreem 21

He made it to the wedding in one piece, but I doubt he'll make it out in one piece thanks to his little nap at the altar.

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AugustBurnsToast 14

OP better keep at least an eye open from now on! :P

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yup93 7

"I closed my eyes so you wouldn't see me crying honey"

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MCRaddict15 15

I can see that working. Let's hope OP doesn't snore.

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OneLoveOneLove 0

i guess you and her are going to be a make a good cou..zzzzzzzzzz

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Screwie 25

That cupcake looks so appealing... I want to kidnap it and whisper some dirty things to it, before I eat it out. Or simply eat it without so much drama.

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reddudeover 2

Asshole is a bit crude. How about annular fecal portal.

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Doortje 29

I know right?! It was the best! Soo freaking good. If you ever visit the Netherlands, go to ten-to-three-bakery in Rotterdam :D

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Eorlas 31

Hollywood has given people a very poor perspective on what bachelor and bachelorette parties should be like.

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Michael_92 20

I feel more sorry for your wife than you. You deserve it, she didn't.

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Garon300 0

Most important day of your life and you pull that shit!!!

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