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not the end of the world... Ive seen many long term relationships start off on a rough footing such as this
Throwing up is not an automatic dealbreaker, especially if the girl has liked you for a long time. Have a sense of humor and show up at her door with a shoe shine kit and clean the shoes you spewed on. This could work out well for you. If you are too ashamed to look at her because of this, your life will be an eternal FML! Man up and fix it.
you're like stan from south park
#33 "footing?" Good one. ;)
kinky
it'll make a good story... if she's a cool girl she'll forgive you...my current boyefriend of almost 1 year accidentally fractured my elbow while we were trying to throw each other in a snowbank...he missed... I started dating him soon after....atleast yours didnt have any hospital and physical therapy bills :) GOOD LUCK!
LOL glad I wasn't the only one thinking of south park :D
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Tell her it was love vomit.
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