By Dafuq happen there - 23/08/2014 07:34 - South Africa

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Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday for Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, you may not impregnate my daughter." FML
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JustJumped 22

Look him in the eye and say 'Christmas comes but once a year, and so do I'

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weveallbeenthere 30

you should have said she can't get pregnant from a ******** or anal, then run fast.

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ea247 20

Well maybe she can go as long as you don't get her pregnant

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jphill2012 11

well. he did say "take her" on holiday.

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orsombre_fml 11

Nice try, OP.

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phoneaddict13 29

**** him hard then you can have a threesome!

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MBradlee 7

Well at least the dad was direct about it

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