By Dafuq happen there - 23/08/2014 07:34 - South Africa

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Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday for Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, you may not impregnate my daughter." FML
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JustJumped 22

Look him in the eye and say 'Christmas comes but once a year, and so do I'

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matty8299 6

Well after a few hours of getting him to understand that either we do it on holiday where he doesn't have to know about it, or we doing it in the guest room in his house... Needless to say we went on holiday

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SpamPam 18

Yeah I bet the girl would live to try some ass play on OP maybe a strap on. Probs the safest way to go.

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Zebediabolical 39

Strapon's are great. I've used one on a girl before. It's a little awkward, but she certainly enjoyed having me knocking on two doors at the same time.

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SpamPam 18

Considering that men have prostates makes it clear who would enjoy that activity more

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Zebediabolical 39

Considering that anal can stimulate a g-spot ****** in a significant percentage of women, it's clear that they often enjoy it as well.

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spunkylady 24

Being a parent to a girl, I totally understand where he's coming from lol. With a boy you only have to worry about one wiener. With a girl you have to worry about a LOT of wieners, especially the ones she brings home.

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amisenho 11

Well, sure, unless that one wiener gets a lot of girls pregnant.

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ELoni_fml 25

Well of course you can't have one without the other...

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moonbootz 7

i mean was that what u had planned? assuredly u would use protection...sorry OP. maybe he'll change his mind.

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strike2867 13

No matter how much you think it will help, now is not the time to show off your crate of condoms.

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PotatoUnicorn 8

I hate when people say "on holiday". It doesn't make sense.

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MsKatieFace 11

That's just really ignorant. It is the UK/British equivalent of "going on vacation" just because we use a different word, doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.

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worldclassrager 39

This all really depends if you two are sexually active already Hope the trip isn't like tomorrow otherwise he can have a few days to think about it even though my gut is saying it's a no

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EchoSerenity 15

The girl's father is just looking out for her OP, he was once a teenager too. He knows what goes down haha.

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SpamPam 18

But would he treat his son the same way?

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