By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
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ZombieInConverse 13

Best friends are like enemies except treat you a hell of a lot worse.

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Faff 20

if your FML starts with 'after a night of heavy drinking', you know nobody's going to have sympathy for you.

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RedPillSucks 31

Pretty damn limber if he could type this in while handcuffed. Perhaps he used his toes, or had one of those voice activated lap tops.

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IvyPalin 7

Wow, 50 shades of **** you bitch

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Panda_Shy_Haven 17

Great "friends"

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pmadNess 16

Well, they obviously set you free, unless your other appendages are talented...

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nikolkaw 9

Those commercials that say "drink responsibly." ?? This is what happens when ya don't! ;)

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BradTheBrony 19

Well hey, at least you're in bed. To pass the time, you can masturba- ...THOSE BASTARDS!

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raspberryboo 10

your "friends" are really ****** up for that. I would drop them.

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Misskreher 30

Then how did he post this FML?

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simsgirlgem 25

Tell your friends if they don't delete that picture and or posted it you will sue as you didn't give permission for them to snap a photo

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