By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
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ZombieInConverse 13

Best friends are like enemies except treat you a hell of a lot worse.

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Faff 20

if your FML starts with 'after a night of heavy drinking', you know nobody's going to have sympathy for you.

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brendejafulable 41

It would have sucked if you started puking all over yourself.

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TVKill3r 15

Well time for new friends.

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Cysioland 8

They are not your friends, they are your worst enemies.

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catanita 18

They left you handcuffed to the bed and you still call them your friends ?????

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Thorzix 23

YDI for drinking this much. YDI for calling assholes like that your friends.

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IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Eat your hand off and then show it to them and make them feel bad.

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dudette2 9

YDI for drinking so much you can't remember anything and FYL for having such terrible friends.

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worldclassrager 39

At least your at home right? Not some random hotel or chicks house.,,

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