By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
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ZombieInConverse 13

Best friends are like enemies except treat you a hell of a lot worse.

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Faff 20

if your FML starts with 'after a night of heavy drinking', you know nobody's going to have sympathy for you.

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Epikouros 31

I'm in the Netherlands, too, OP. Tell me your address and I'll come and rescue you. BTW, is the 20 in your nick your age? And do you have a nice ass?

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BananerzFresh 12

Well it could have been worse. I mean your mom could have just so happene to stop by.

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needsagf14 12

Well at least you weren't naked, right?

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Rhian00 17

I'm guessing you're out now? How would you post this otherwise? How did you get out? :)

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LiquidPeppermint 6

How, exactly, are you typing this, then?

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loldatssad 12

I suppose it's possible to type a FML simultaneously being handcuffed to a bed. Interesting ;)

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pastispast 7

choose your drinking buddies wisely.

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