By wetandnaked - 09/07/2012 07:06 - United States - San Bernardino

Today, after a particularly difficult late night workout at the gym, I decided to shower in the locker room. I must have passed out, because I later woke up naked, surrounded by police after someone called to report a dead body in the shower. FML
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wetandnaked 4

OP here: Doctor says it's most likely due to the low blood pressure I didn't know I had prior to that visit. He suggested I include more salt in my diet, and that's about it. Also, I woke up with a towel draped over me, I'm definitely female, and no, the soap didn't smell like chloroform hahaha.

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ryukensfj 5

Damn glad you're ok and didn't get raped or a concussion.

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synthetictruism 18

Sounds like a "Quagmire" moment: "Dear diary - jackpot!"

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fat_bastard_607 0

worst. orgy. evar

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Rowdey 10

Yeah... moron. And the orgy was pretty nice actually. 7 out of 10 I'd say.

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brandy1 5

Did you at least remember to wash under your armpits... Would have helped since the stench might have indicated you were dead.

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GothicAngel17 24

That is honestly just a very rude and unnecessary comment. Kindly shut up next time.

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perdix 29

#17, I agree with #42 that your comment was way out of line. If you had mentioned douching instead, it would have been hilarious! I remember learning in 8th-grade French what their word for "shower" is. I could not stop laughing and the teacher taught me what a "trou de cul" is.

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Jasonf6 0

Rofl. That person is an idiot for not knowing how to check for a pulse or breathing.

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mykalt18 2

Maybe they just were scared by the idea of touching a dead person.

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GothicAngel17 24

Or it might have had something to do with her being naked? xD

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citymayer 7

Naked person passed out on floor of shower = dead in quite a few people's minds.

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GothicAngel17 24

Well in a gymn shower it seems only logical to assume the person is passed out, probably from over exertion or something, rather than dead.

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TomPusslicker 21

You also dont want to be caught crouched down next to a naked person on the floor of a shower...innocent or not..it never looks right.

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challan 19

Dude, you so laid in pee and probably will wake up with athletes foot all over your body. Nasty!!

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chrispasta 3

Could have been all the harsh chemicals they use to clean those places, or a more serious underlying medical condition. Not as likely as eating improperly before exerting yourself like that, gotta put gas in the car of you're gonna drive it!

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Sooner5oh 3

That's the greatest thing I've heard today! that's why they say work out with a partner. Get better

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Dracoboxer357 35

33- They say work out with a partner so if you pass out naked in the shower, they'll.....catch you? :) You must have one fantastic, dedicated gym buddy. ;P

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Brilliant66star 17

Wow, I hope it never happens to me. Post again if you turn up pregnant or begin to remember all of what happened. FYL.

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loserman67 35

Well, unless you woke up with a very sore coochie and jaw with a bunch of smiling policemen around you, it doesn't sound too bad. Go get yourself checked out!

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