By wetandnaked - 09/07/2012 07:06 - United States - San Bernardino

Today, after a particularly difficult late night workout at the gym, I decided to shower in the locker room. I must have passed out, because I later woke up naked, surrounded by police after someone called to report a dead body in the shower. FML
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wetandnaked 4

OP here: Doctor says it's most likely due to the low blood pressure I didn't know I had prior to that visit. He suggested I include more salt in my diet, and that's about it. Also, I woke up with a towel draped over me, I'm definitely female, and no, the soap didn't smell like chloroform hahaha.

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Top comments

ryukensfj 5

Damn glad you're ok and didn't get raped or a concussion.

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linkinpark98 23

Could have been worse, OP. Just be happy you didn't wake up in the back of a van with super dark tinted windows. D:

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dead247 13

Did no one notice that op was a girl and not a guy? fyl for your day and for people assuming you're a guy when it stated you were a girl.

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jayfreeman80 0

Wow how did manage not to drown?

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raraisbang 12

It was a shower, not a bath... The water goes down the little drain hole.

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xNephilim 18

You can also drown in about an inch of water.

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Chopin_and_tofu 3

That depends on how you land. If you land face up, you're fine.

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TacoBelle 8

This must have been really embarrassing but at least you're okay. If you want to feel better, and put the situation into perspective, spend a day reading FMLs and then you will realize that your life could be so much worse.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Just be glad they didn't think you were a zombie when you woke up.

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linkinpark98 23

SpongeBob police at the Krusty Krab: "DIE ZOMBIE!" *hits with barrel that came out of nowhere*

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s0ulslack 20

Talk about the worst place to pass out! Hope yer anus is OK!!

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Herculesninja27 5

Hmm how did you k.o maybe you have heart problems ?

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Briiyahh 7

Atleast someone cared to call... Let's hope they didn't take advantage of you being unconscious

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hateevryone 14

And what caused you to pass out all of a sudden?

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