By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
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Kaurageous007 12

Didn't you consider checking in your car to begin with? Sorry for the week long nuisance OP, but YDI.

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Enslaved 36

Live and learn and make a spare copy before you misplace them again.

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EpicBlondie89 19

Unless their car is like mine and a duplicate costs $250.00. Sometimes making a spare isn't an option.

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vbmg152 18

It's not that easy! A "spare" for my car is also $250.00!

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teague95 16

why didn't your car's come with 2 sets?

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Tuffay 14

If you can afford the car, you should be able to afford a key... Unless your car is worth more than your home!

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Ghostlyness 7

If you go to a dealer it's £200+. I went to Tesco key cutter and got one for £17. It doesn't have the remote or anything, but it works just fine.

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thatonename 7

The problem is keys like mine with a radio transmitter in it. You can cut a key with the exact same grooves and it will only open the doors, not start the engine.

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annie_nk 22

I'm imaging you moving furniture around, emptying out desk drawers, and even checking the fridge.

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fernclogger 5

After of searching everywhere else? You didn't consider going back to the car to check? Lazy...

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BulldogHoops 14

There's nothing more uncomfortable than trying to act natural after you do something that stupid. Trust me, I'm speaking from experience.

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kotana191 8

You're just lucky your car wasn't stolen

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Posthuman 26

Oh, it almost was. But the thief, just like OP, couldn't find the keys sitting right in front of him, and didn't know how to hot wire a car. So he gave up too.

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DocBastard 38

That's exactly why I stick to my Nimbus 2000. No keys necessary.

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

Nimbus is too mainstream. I'm getting a firebolt.

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Posthuman 26

**** y'all's brooms, I trained me a Hungarian Horntail! I MAKE my parking spaces.

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maosquare 18

It's still too mainstream - I use the one I clean my room with.

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brittanyann2013 12

Psh I'm using my hippogriff, I'm tired of brooms.

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raraisbang 12

Hippogriffs are so last year... I take my thestral, much more reliable!

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PipingMouse 14

Sorry but,YDI OP. You always have to check where you least expect it to be. I would have looked everywhere.

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russfml 31

Where you least suspect it? That's the first place you check lol. Car, halltre then dresser

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answeryourphone 3

you are an idiot

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Steve95401 49

Do you also misplace your glasses when you were wearing them the whole time?

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