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A day I could understand, but a week? There's no advice anyone can give you other than to be less stupid.
You, sir, would NOT survive the zombie apocalypse. In fact, I think you'd be the first to go, along with the fatties.
Never underestimate fat people.
Well, I suppose fat people would do okay if their crossbow wielding skills are up to par. OP here would probably impale himself, though.
I can use a bullwhip and throwing knives. Does that count?
The bullwhip wouldn't do you much good, unless you were using it for things other than direct combat with walkers. It's all about the head shots, so if you have good aim, the throwing knives would work splendidly.
Fail all around gracehi.... 1) there is that fat black dude in presumably your favorite zombie series who's still alive 2) the OP could never impale herself, himself maybe...
You, my dear, also would not make it. Everyone knows loud noises attracts walkers. You better get a silencer for that gun of yours or you'll be overwhelmed by a herd in seconds.
78, I was referring to "Zombieland" in my original comment. "The fatties were the first to go." Hence, rule #1: Cardio. In subsequent comments I referred to "The Walking Dead." Along with my Daryl Dixon pic, I can see how that would confuse you. And yes, T-Dog is still alive...for now. O.O
Btw, I did say "impale himself." Make sure you've read a comment properly before you correct it. You end up looking foolish otherwise.
Thank you #77 every one thinks that just having a gun will be good enough. As a firearms instructor I will tell you head shots are not going to happen with out lots of training. Plus having lots of ammo is a must.
Be thankful some bitch didn't take it
I see this as more of a MGIL (My God I'm Lucky)!!
Man you put some real effort in looking for those keys sorry you didn't find them
Could have had a key made smart guy
How could you not have possibly checked there? How silly of you
You know when I'm older I'm going to check the ignition before I look anywhere else...
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Didn't you consider checking in your car to begin with? Sorry for the week long nuisance OP, but YDI.
At least your car wasn't stolen.