Intimacy: Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over...

By homersgirl - 30/09/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

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By nick - 27/06/2016 03:44 - United States - Highland Park

Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML

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By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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thatpianoguy612 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:12

That. Is. Awesome.

dacho 7

Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:14

Sex SESSION? What, you pay him for sex, or?

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alex_mu 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 19:23

was I the only to notice that the OP is dude!

123e3 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 21:11

Yeah! he's a fag! o.O

silly_kate 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 8:04

and is there a problem with OP being gay? seriously, grow the **** up! he's not hurting you by being gay!

SkullKid334 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 21:13

Hey you slimy assed pig!!! you got a problem with gays well DO YA yeah im gay so what whoo big deal so go and get a life i find this story kinda cute

schpanki 11

Tuesday 19 July 2011 14:01

The submitters name is homersgirl so maybe the sex description is just wrong. Also, for all the haters, where did he say he had anything against homosexuals?

MiniatureMayhem 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 21:24

Did he then sing the Spiderpig song?

Einstein714 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 22:10

go make him a sandwich

kye_kye16 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 6:13

lol no its samich

moonlit_manga 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 22:35

it's ok. dont take it the wrong way. my boyfriend does something kinda like that. when I sit on his lap, he lightly pinches my thighs, joking ofcourse. I don't care 'cause I'm 118 pounds.  your bf loves ya! chill.