By homersgirl - 30/09/2009 08:28 - United States

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Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML
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thatpianoguy612 0

That. Is. Awesome.

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dacho 7

Sex SESSION? What, you pay him for sex, or?

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visage 0

Not much of an FML... at least he didn't roll over to sleep, or ditch oven you!

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visage 0

Ohhhhhnooooooes! I'm a fag for a iPhone corrected typo! Whatever shall I do?!

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Shmeaty 0

yeah. because I have an iPhone and I'm capable of spelling correctly. that's why you're a fag.

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lokik21 0

oh look it's mr.perfect get off your fing high horse this is the Internet no one gives 2 ***** if they said it wrong

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paladininwaiting 1

I was wondering about the "session" thingie too.....anyway, let the man run his fantasy, if, as you say, it was amazing. To each their own....

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Jarlais 0

don't worry, he just wants you to be a fag... I think he's craving your ****...

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visage 0

to make up four da errah I'll blow yous!

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snickle_psyche 0

Hahahahahaha, you just wanted to post SOMETHING, but your life doesn't quite suck enough.

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RustyGuns 0

Your boyfriend's awesome. Go get him a beer.

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