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By douchegamer - 03/03/2013 03:38 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML

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By NonPianoMan - 26/08/2021 16:01

Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML

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By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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By what - 21/07/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I was listening to some music with my wife, and I mentioned that the song that was playing changed my mind about breaking up after an argument from years ago. For some reason, she got insanely pissed, threw a suitcase at me, and told me to pack and go. FML

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By betterpianist - 29/11/2016 21:04 - United States

Today, the girl I've liked for over a year, broke up with me after just 2 weeks of dating, all because I'm a better pianist then her. I've been playing since I was 8. She's been playing for 6 months. FML

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By Anon - 14/11/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By Ryanissaur - 19/10/2009 05:34 - Australia

Today, being a music student, a professional orchestra performed a symphony that I wrote and dedicated to my girlfriend. It took months to compose and it the first and only time it was ever going to be played. My girlfriend forgot to come. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 06:52 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML

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electrorange 13

Sunday 3 March 2013 9:13

You better make it up to her!

Ameel_fml 19

Sunday 3 March 2013 9:18

You'd be surprised what sounds good on piano, OP. Hell, I've even heard piano versions of Whip My Hair by Willow Smith that sound good!

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NYCBOII123 7

Monday 4 March 2013 5:14

Damn. She really must feel like total trash. You'd better make it up to her!

SirWTF 10

Monday 4 March 2013 9:39

Marry her, you FOOL!

w0rk3rj4ck 14

Monday 4 March 2013 14:21

It's easy, you should listen it and then say you were wrong and it sounded awesome.

TwistedShadow 7

Monday 4 March 2013 19:27

And Jerk Boyfriend of the year award goes to...

maelrice 7

Monday 4 March 2013 21:35

Puff .... I hope you are aware of all you would have to do to make up for that one dude!! Good luck.

morgenstar 3

Monday 4 March 2013 22:34

you're an ass

ultra_notorious 26

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:07

now the question is, how did her rendition sound?

WeskersSexslave 15

Tuesday 5 March 2013 1:32

GOW song??

Frooo 6

Tuesday 5 March 2013 1:36

why do I have a feeling the song was good on Piano? Karma maybe.

SaintJimmyxx 8

Tuesday 5 March 2013 7:30

how'd it sound?

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Same thing different taste

Play 4′33″ by John Cage

Ed Shitren

Was it "Girl Afraid" by The Smiths?

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