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By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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Shartie 16

Maybe you should meat a better boyfriend?

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AlwaysWatching 27

Put something horrible in his food. Or feed him Spam.

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Edumcg 24

There are a bunch of meat imitation products, you can actually don't tell if it's real meat or not. That would be a way.

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Edumcg 24

I could tell if I was eating meat or not. Dump him, if he does not respect your life decisions what will he respect?

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angrymexicanwee 8

Being Vegetarian does not help your body at all and its just your way of eating that makes you fat or uncomfortable with you body

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Sheh_fml 25

What does being fat have to do with anything? Vegetarianism is not a diet, it is a life choice based on morals.

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brand125 17

77 - no, im pretty sure its your diet...

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acerredrum 23

Eh, it isn't JUST a diet. It is a life style change considering most people will stop buying leather as well, and it is often based off of morals. Becoming a vegetarian did help me diet wise though, mostly because it made me try new, healthier food options, and kept me from buying fast food since most of it is meat based or cooked in the same fry vat as meat. Cutting meat out of my life was easier for me specifically than eating it in moderation.

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iwadasn 32

77, a diet is anything that restricts what you eat. Vegetarianism restricts what you eat, so it is a diet.

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Headcrab 29

He's an asshole. I don't agree with vegetarianism but if my gf was one, I'd never do this.

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mercury83 3

I am a vegetarian and would find that terribly offensive. you could always cut off his dick and call it even.

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iwadasn 32

Way to counteract that stereotype about vegetarians being crazy...

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lmbachman 23

Well it hasn't killed you... And your boyfriend is hilarious.

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brand125 17

it wouldnt kill you if i slipped cockroach legs in your food, either

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Logic_101 1

It could be retaliation for all the preaching and faux moral superiority vegans and vegetarians often exhibit. Maybe you should consider why he did it and adjust your behavior.

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