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By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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Shartie 16

Maybe you should meat a better boyfriend?

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AlwaysWatching 27

Put something horrible in his food. Or feed him Spam.

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FuruFlames 2

Vegetarian here, what an absolute little prick. Dump that bitch.

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Skyzeri 20

As a vegan, my heart would be broken. You don't need someone betraying you like that; he completely disregarded all of your beliefs and efforts.

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Levvy 22

Probably the same way you secretly feed someone anything else, by depositing tiny quantities of it in something else. It really baffles me how many commenters seem to be struggling to comprehend this. Maybe they've never had to sneak foul-tasting pills into food for a pet before.

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an3ph 20

Be sure you get proper nutrition, OP. Being vegetarian can get you in real trouble.

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Merylwen 24

I think that my boyfriend would do that if I was a vegetarian, out of worry for my health. It looks like yours was just being a dick though, so FYL.

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beanthemouse 13

You can be vegetarian and still be healthy .-.

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Merylwen 24

Not everyone does and only some people can.

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EffyFails 18

that's disrespectful and could actually make you ill. get rid of that dick

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JJ_86 22

FYL for having a immature bf. But on the plus side, you ate some real food,

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JJ_86 22

FYL for having a immature bf. But on the plus side, you ate some real food,

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Dump him. He's a passive aggressive little twat who doesn't respect your decisions.

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