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By Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML

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Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

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Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

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Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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gonad_gobbler 1

Monday 9 April 2012 18:50

Oh man you cat be serious! C'mon you've got to be kitten me! That sounds like a catastrophe! Hopefully you can put this event behind you and "fur-get" about it.

Mifflicious 18

Monday 9 April 2012 19:28

According to your profile, you want to be a veterinarian. I really suggest you don't if you think hugging cats is strange. Jeez..

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DracoSpirita 21

Monday 9 April 2012 19:49

I hug my kitties all the time, just because I love them...

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Monday 9 April 2012 19:57

Clearly a sign of a cat who has outgrown her ability to give a ****.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 10 April 2012 0:51

You are assuming that cats EVER give a ****... In my experience, they don't.

gill4liife 0

Monday 9 April 2012 19:58

That's a crappy situation...

laurenobrien 4

Monday 9 April 2012 19:58

Cats are gross

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Monday 9 April 2012 20:08

Actually they're a far tidier species than most. You can't honestly tell me that dogs, lovable bastards though they may be, are in any way clean.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 9 April 2012 20:22

well. they may not like dogs either. My wife has an irrational fear of cats. She's not an animal lover, in general, but she will tolerate dogs. I grew up with both dogs and cats so I just have to deal with just having dogs so she doesn't get freaked.

laurenobrien 4

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:02

No I love dogs lol I just really think cats are annoying and gross

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Monday 9 April 2012 20:01

Apparently any sign of affection given to a cat is considered the way of the 'crazy cat lady'. I've seen people make out with their shit-eating dogs for 5 minutes and that's considered ok somehow. Hugging a fluffy little bundle of soft warm fur that's cleaner that your own damn face, though; now that's just madness!!