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By missingphoneproblems - 22/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 23:02 - United States

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:14 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

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By xxteenhearts - 29/05/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2021 23:00

Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML

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Sunday 22 July 2012 12:35

Get as much info as you can from him then call the cops ^.^

capper44 18

Sunday 22 July 2012 12:40

Just show that note to your boss, coz its 'ain't fun damn it could have someone's private information in it as for pictures videos texts etc...

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sweetmama88 6

Sunday 22 July 2012 18:21

I really think that he's playing a joke on you .

kalbrek009 20

Sunday 22 July 2012 18:46

That's when I'd leave a note saying "ok, I'll pay the $100 for my phone..meet me here @ (whatever time)" & then have management &/or the police nearby to arrest the jerk that stole your phone....theft is theft, regardless...& if they try to say it was a practical joke..have them fired/ arrested anyways...that'll teach them not to mess with phones or anything else

animal50199 10

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:07

If you really want the phone, pay the bastard.

wuzuppipol_fml 2

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:10

Thief is criminal offence. Get that bad jerk.

RetardedPotato 6

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:31

Tell the teacher or principal, and the kid will get suspended. It's good that you know what happened to your phone. You can also get a new one. They're only like $50.

uhnevermind 24

Sunday 22 July 2012 20:00

She was at work. There are no teachers or principals. And the person would be fired and possibly arrested, not just suspended.

firepanda11 7

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:45

Ask to see your schools security cameras

happyconverse 10

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:58

You should call the cops or just get a new phone.

stash01 0

Sunday 22 July 2012 20:18

In South Africa, if you are caught stealing in the work place, you are fired on the spot. You have proof in the form of the note, that this person (whoever it turns out to be) stole your phone and wants money for it. You have a strong case! Show this idiot you're not afraid to nail their ass to the wall.