Love: Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé...

By Anon - 23/11/2011 01:53 - United States

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

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By Lysh - 24/11/2016 05:38

Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML

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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

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By Thanks Santa - 17/12/2016 05:24

Today, 3 weeks after leaving my job, buying a larger car and moving to Ohio so my boyfriend could be near his family, he secretly drove my car and all my belongings back across several states just to break up with me. This was completely out of the blue while I was home visiting family for Christmas. FML

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Who are you?

By NotlovingAgain - 14/03/2022 06:00

Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML

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By Ima in Hungary - 22/03/2012 12:06 - United States - Silsbee

Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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MetallicaRules19 4

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:26

What is it with women and piles?

StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:26

I'm sure you were quite shocked in the end. SUCCESS!

Comments

kelis_fml 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:44

Least you hadn't set it on fire yet!!

j_ortiz27 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:45

Stupid bitch.

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 23 November 2011 22:01

Don't get mad, get even..."Honey, I'm indecisive...Where shall we spend our honeymoon? The French Riveria or Singapore?" (Watch the fukka run for the hills!)

Ebonylynn7 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 23:07

Fire would have put it over the top. :)

G0v3nat0r 7

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:12

Wow he sure knows how to pick 'em

DelphiCat 17

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:36

just going to say it, 1.she was NOT expecting him round 2.it was a relatively harmless way of venting anger. 3.in all likelihood she would have tidied it up and he would never have been any the wiser. 4.it's better than the girls who act like everything is OK but who are actually harbouring massive grudges and snipe at every little thing you do as a result. Now THAT would be childish.