Who else but Quagmire.

Well one of my friends broke both his wrists in a game of kickball

maybe you need more milk in your diet

Injury prone much OP?

When I was six, I fell on the rocks by my friend's house and broke my nose. (He lived on the shore, and we played on rocks that went into the water and they were wetter than normal and slippery). Within 24 hours, I had split my chin open at the swimming pool at summer camp. The ER doctors laughed, but also considered calling CPS on my parents because the injuries were consistent with abuse apparently. Nope. Just accident prone.

Those are the kind of days were you just walk slowly to yor bed and stay there until it finishes

So, was the doctor still laughing when you broke his nose? I would've decked the asshole, you don't laugh at someone else's pain.

the doctor had to much morphine