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At that point maybe the Doctor should go back in the Tardis to prevent your fractured foot.
There are a lot of these FMLs with laughing doctors, but I think it's very unlikely that happened. They laugh at you behind your back.
You try what I did when I fractured my ankle. Get a plastic lawn chair or end table/footstool, and sit on that in the bathroom shower. It rinses clean. It also helps to have something to hold onto that is stable. You can get those hand rails on suction cups for your bathroom wall. And the handicapped bathroom is your friend, those rails on the side of the toilet really help!
Are you planning to move to assisted living for a while?
I'd start wearing a helmet buddy
Just. Don't. Move.
*Wraps house in bubble wrap*
Clumsiness is a bitch.
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You might want to consider living in a nerf covered house.
Fortunately, dislocations are easier to fix than fractures. Still, I hope you're done visiting the ER for a while