Intimacy: Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked... - FML

By Boned...hard - 28/01/2010 00:09 - France

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Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 17:02

Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

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By mer - 08/02/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

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By Fionaaaa? - 22/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my best friend confessed his love to me, and I confessed the same back. However, I have a boyfriend who gives me mixed signals and is rude but sometimes not, and my best friend isn't ready to date so for now it’s FWB, and he's also is starting to give a little bit of mixed signals. FML

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By handlin - 14/01/2010 06:45 - Mexico

Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML

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By betchyo - 01/10/2009 06:10 - United States

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Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML

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Hit and miss

By KitCatAttack - 11/10/2020 10:06

Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML

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mae18_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:43

and the douche bag award goes to

Radi0Waves 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:59

He's your BEST friend? You have great taste.

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XPredatorX 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 20:22

Now that's a real man right there!

craziii 0

Friday 29 January 2010 0:23

Wow that's hot, you should say yes and stay friends with him at the same time. you only get one life so have a little fun :D

BettyBoop21 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:34

That sucks, I'm sorry to hear your best friend is a jerk. I say u do one of two things. 1. sleep with him to see if he's any good lol (might change your mind about a relationship) or 2. slap him for being a jack ass and find a new best friend (maybe someone you aren't attracted to). Either way, the situation sucks. :(

stormin972 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:56

I don't see how this is an FML.

bimber 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:16

If u like him u should at least giv him heAd and c how it goes then make ur decision

tysta 0

Friday 29 January 2010 5:56

Um just say no and get over it??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!,??!??!!??!!?!?!!?!,!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!!?

RyanZhang22 1

Friday 29 January 2010 8:37

just get some and then say u don't like him all that much. no fricking shit sherlock!!!

iSushix3 0

Friday 29 January 2010 11:26

**** him, duh.

pippy 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:54

sucks for you

fml_overlord_soa 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 7:29

I'm always sooo horney

Esiul 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:58

me toooo 

goldfishsweetie 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:57

well he's a man *****

Toly 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:03

#47 he is not a man *****!!! he is a guy!!! Asking such a question is never a bad thing, cuz you lose nothing, but could possibly gain a "**** buddy"... oh sorry a "**** bestfriend"

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