Intimacy: Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked... - FML

By Boned...hard - 28/01/2010 00:09 - France

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Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 17:02

Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

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By mer - 08/02/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

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Where are we going?

By Fionaaaa? - 22/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my best friend confessed his love to me, and I confessed the same back. However, I have a boyfriend who gives me mixed signals and is rude but sometimes not, and my best friend isn't ready to date so for now it’s FWB, and he's also is starting to give a little bit of mixed signals. FML

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By handlin - 14/01/2010 06:45 - Mexico

Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML

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By betchyo - 01/10/2009 06:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML

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Hit and miss

By KitCatAttack - 11/10/2020 10:06

Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML

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mae18_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:43

and the douche bag award goes to

Radi0Waves 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:59

He's your BEST friend? You have great taste.

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blingblingbling 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 10:40

Shut up and stop complaining, it could of gone a lot worse. You're lucky you still have a best friend.

dodgewama 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 14:35

I should agree

viper63 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 17:14

true

gmonks 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 19:05

yeah! **** him (literally) and get over with it.

ibaun21 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 13:09

whell what should he have done at least he's strait up

babybubz 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 13:25

maybe he was just trying to ease an awkward situation with a little humor...

fml9585 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 13:57

so can he?

cheezymac 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 14:38

r u a lesbo

manbearpig28 3

Thursday 28 January 2010 15:22

smart fella

CitizenSnipz 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 15:24

Look out, I sense a Kayne West joke coming your way! (Clears throat) I SAID...

metalhead7 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 15:35

at least u coulda got laid (just to look at the brightside)

smanahing6 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:16

be happy fuxk him

BlueTwist89 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:21

Aww, poor OP. Some people on this website are so harsh. It might be a medical condition :(. And LOL at "nerves" carrying the urine. Go back to school or stay in school!

BrownSugar_fml 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:41

Hmm, I'm guessing you sexed him anyways :) good for you

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