By You're NOT getting lucky today hun - 12/10/2012 09:27 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, after confronting my boyfriend about cheating on me, he confessed to everything. I was caught off guard by his honesty, but not nearly as caught off guard as I was when he eagerly questioned me on when our breakup sex will be. FML
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feldco1 17

At least he was honest with you. But lol for him thinking he deserves break up sex.

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Voldy_fml 16

More like breakup punch. What a douche!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Oh hey, Lorraine Bobbit. (for those who don't know her, she was famous for chopping her abusive husband's dick off.)

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SaturnV 25

The repercussions of cutting off his dick far outweigh any temporary satisfaction OP might attain from doing so.

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Enslaved 36

I heard Mr. Bobbit later became a **** star after getting his dick re- attached. I'm sure it was a few inches shorter. :P

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RedPillSucks 31

He didn't have extensions put in? That's what I'd have done. *Hello, my name is Ray. Ray Long Dong* (or Donkey Dong, or some other **** name)

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deegeebee 10

Hah! This is the first comment in a while that's actually made me laugh out loud ^_^ *sigh* I'm going to hell, aren't I....

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

February 32nd, of next year, that's when. Ooh! Pay a transsexual hooker to have sex with him. Just make sure it's dark.

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sillyyanks 24

This would be funny if you had said Feb 31st, but because no month has 32 days it sounds kinda lame.

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horsesaboveppl 9

I love your name! Guys are idiots for expecting movies to be like real life.

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GypsyRover 0

Yah,girls never have that problem! (said with all the sarcasm I can muster!)

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unknown_user5566 26

34- You mean I WON'T be swept off my feet by a sparkly vampire?!

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center 5

Tell him he can have as much as he can stand on the 12th of Never.

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copo37 7

Tell him the break up sex is you all breaking up, and he can go have sex with the tramp he was cheating on you with. You don't need that shit anyways.

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SkoomaKi 27

Would you rather prefer inbound, approaching or coming? Is that more adequate to your taste, miss?

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gmc_blossom 21

75- She's a Directioner. Cut her some slack. Those people aren't known for having large amounts of intelligence.

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emeraldisle 30

What a pig! I hope you said no and immediately dumped his arse.

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unknown_user5566 26

Seems to me like he was just patiently waiting for you to figure it out (and possibly cheated with this scenario in mind), so that hot break-up sex would ensue. I hope you punched him in the face. :)

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mintcar 9

What a ******* asshole. Why cheat at all? And regarding your screename OP, he's unfortunately been getting lucky with someone else. Probably doesn't bother him much that he didn't receive breakup sex.

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