By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 10:34 - United States - Bessemer

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Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 537
You deserved it 15 220

Same thing different taste

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friedpwnadge 25

Well, he IS giving decent advice ... I mean if he's gonna do it, he's gotta do it right.

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Any good father knows the importance of stressing these two very important point. 1) You gotta lick it before you stick it. 2) Never send your soldier into battle without his helmet.

kim_larsa 5

Let them bond! This is the perfect opportunity to bond. :)

olpally 32

Awesome! Giggity :) how old is he though?

TheCutestLizard 28
olpally 32

The op never said his age. That's my age though. Nice try.

Giggity! Lol that advice sounds exactly like something quagmire would tell his son

olpally 32

She's being a bitch to me. I have a few haters on FML. Her and theawkwardlife come out of the wood work. I went through all the comments to see if op had commented that age. This girl is being a bitch for no reason. So lizard girl, i expect better from someone who is older than me at 30 years old.

oh well aren't you the taken care of wife!

gloooooria 14

Maybe you should have talked with your husband first? Give him some pointers from a women's prospective. Then encourage your husband to use this conversation to bond with your son while teaching him something very important. Also, your husband wasn't completely wrong.

"it's all about the clit" seems pretty good from a woman's perspective.

imtooshy 18

That's pretty good advice....could of been worse. I'm sure he'll figure out more along the way, and at least he knows his dad is cool and can ask him questions now.

Father-Son bonding time I guess? But really, if you think he's too young or you're worried about him, why don't YOU have a talk with him? You're just as much of a parent than your husband :)

I must say that I agree with #23 on this one. And also that young men really don't want to hear these things from their mothers... He is lucky to have a father like that to talk to. Some kids aren't so lucky.

Yeah I guess you have a point but obviously who am I to talk, I'm not a boy :p

may not be what you meant but the girl he's having sex with is going to appreciate the advice he gave.

"Son, it's time we had a talk about sex. Just remember one thing...you never go ass to mouth."

"Sometimes, in the heat of the moment. It's acceptable to go ass to mouth."

imtooshy 18