By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 10:34 - United States - Bessemer

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Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML
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Same thing different taste

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friedpwnadge 25

Well, he IS giving decent advice ... I mean if he's gonna do it, he's gotta do it right.

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Really? It's not horrible advice, but he should have explaines more about sex and the concequences.

LMFAO! What a roll model!!!!! Good grief!! That's a birds and the bees talk if I've ever heard one

At least he's thinking about passing on the importance of pleasing the woman and not just himself

If you think your girl is spunky don't forget to wrap your monkey

Very valuable advice...especially since he is already doing it. Plus, who knows...maybe he ended the talk with that?. Also, guys don't think the same way women do. Your idea & his idea of "the talk" are most likely two totally different ideas. Perhaps you both should've talked out what you feel should've been said first, to be better prepared. Good luck OP. Tough subject.

It's very well in the clit you do it right and you could be god

I'm curious as to how old your son is. And obviously this day and age, if kids want to have sex, they'll find a way. And since it's "too late" to prevent him from doing such, tell him to be safe about it, as much for him as for his partner(s). Give him the information on contraceptives (condoms obviously in this case so even if a girl isn't on the pill he'll be prepared), and yes fine, feel free to give him some pointers that'll make the experience more pleasurable for both of them. But above all, stress safety and responsibility. Oh, and if he's younger than like 16? My faith in humanity has gone down even more.

Songokuu9000 8